March 2010
10 posts
My cover of ‘Samson’ by Regina...
February 2010
60 posts
Another one-layer bathroom butchery. Enjoy.
THINGS.
For those of you who don’t know me very well, this list will probably sum me up quite well.
Jack Russells
STEAK
Actually, just meat in general. Particularly steak, though.
Sushi
Bovril
Vinyl toys
Brocolli
Amelie (Or actually, just Audrey Tautou. She’s a frackin’ BEAUT.)
Dance Dance Revolution
WWE
World of Warcraft
Rubik’s Cubes
Coffee (Caramel Macchiato win.)
...
Your Problems.
Hey! Everybody! I don’t want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody’s got problems! My momma got problems. She just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody’s finger! THOSE are problems!
Tonematrix. Hours Of Fun. →
Some Useful Arabic Phrases.
Eyreh be afass seder emmak - “My dick in your mother’s ribcage!”
Elif air ab tizak - “A thousand dicks in your arse!”
Gildak khashina awee - “Your skin is very rough!”
Waj ab zibik - “An infection to your dick!”
Bi kem el sharmoota di? - “How much is this whore?”
Moomkin almiss bizazeek? - “May I touch your...
I Love. →
Sketch Swap →
I Found It.
Under the bed, nestled between a book and a lost dinosaur sock… was my electronic saviour.
/SIGH
I’ve lost my MP3 player. I feel lost without it. That isn’t even an exaggeration. I really, really do…
How A Conversation About 'Sharky & George' Went...
YA_RLY: I used to watch them before school when I was a little'un. The good old days before walking to school was considered dangerous.
Me: Ah yes, THOSE days. They were good times. /sigh I was nostalgia'ing about Sylvanian Families today. I LOVED.
YA_RLY: I loved SF! I had the boat! Oh God...why did I have to grow up.
Me: I did too! The canal boat thing?? I had the bakery too. I LOVED it. I'm so tempted to start collecting them again. How sad is that?
YA_RLY: It's not sad! I'm an only child so I spent yonks playing it. I prefered them Barbies. Says a lot really.
Me: So did I. For me it was all about SF, Polly Pocket (back when they were good and not giant, frackin' health and safety!) and Micro Machines!
YA_RLY: Yeah Polly P was small enough to DIGEST there's no harm if it can be broken down by tummy acids!
Me: Precisely. Have you seen her lately? She's frackin' massive! Why do some children have to be idiots and spoil it for the rest of us?
YA_RLY: I heard she's as big as a garage...COME ON NOW!
Me: Haven't seen her in a few years, she's probably even bigger than that now. Fat bitch.
YA_RLY: I heard you can't even take her on as hand luggage on planes now. *up an octive* Faaaatie.
Me: Zing! Nope, she's got to go in one of those cargo jets. She can't even go in the under carriage because she's got so much junk in the trunk.
YA_RLY: I heard she IS the plane >_>;
Me: I heard she's hangar that the planes are stored in.
YA_RLY: I heard she's a new craft for NASA >__>
Me: I heard she's the planet that the craft is travelling to.
YA_RLY: O SHI-
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
YA_RLY: I heard that we're actually orbiting around Polly. >_______________>
Me: I heard that she's getting so big that one day she's going to cause another big bang and suck us all into her wormhole /cough
YA_RLY: I heard Polly pocket IS global warming.
Me: I heard that she's war, personified. Plus aids.
YA_RLY: I heard she eats AIDS for breakfast as part of a balanced diet.
Me: I heard she kills hookers and harvests their internal organs for crack money.
YA_RLY: 5 out of 4 doctors agree that Polly Pocket is actually an infected heroine needle.
Me: I heard she once ate a baby and then blamed it on her neighbours pitbull.
“I’m gaining strength, trying to learn to pull my own weight.
I’m...”
– Barenaked Ladies - ‘Too Little Too Late’
My girly, one layer acoustic version of...
‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out’
Hey! Peanut Butter Cupcakes!
heycupcakes:
This recipe makes 12 regular (but awesomely delicious) cupcakes!
75g unsalted butter, at room temperature
130g smooth peanut butter
190g dark soft brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
120g plain flour, sifted
1 teaspoon baking powder
A pinch of salt
60ml semi-skimmed milk, at room temperature
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Preheat the oven to 160ºC...
“Anything to make you smile. You are the ever-living ghost of what once was. I...”
– Band of Horses - ‘No One’s Gonna Love You’
